Yeah, I'm Old. F*ck You Gum

Talk about a dinosaur! 🦕

Listen here you little, up-to-no-good, whippersnappers! When you get to be this old, you've earned the right to lose the goddamn filter! Now have a piece of our Yeah, I'm Old. F*ck You Gum and keep your yap shut.

• Yeah, I'm Old. Fuck You Gum
• Design features a derpy dinosaur who looks incredibly good for its age.
• Includes 8 pieces of fruit-flavored candy-coated gum in each box.
• A fun birthday gift idea to acknowledge that they're one step closer to their personal extinction level event.
• Biting humor with a little something to chew on.

8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. Each petite box of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Ingredients. Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Yellow 5, Yellow 5 Lake), Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).