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Seriously, what the heck?

While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal with candles? Where did stick-ups, potpourri, tiny trees, and carpet fresh go wrong?

While we may never truly have the answer, we blame Yankee Candle for kicking off the obsession, but we happily boarded that train. Our latest and greatest anti-cursing hero of the candle world - our What the Heck Candle's scent is as much of a mystery as the secret Mystery Flavor!

  • What the Heck Candle
  • Smells like Dum Dum's Mystery Flavor
  • 12 ounces of soy wax hand-poured into a steel paint can with a cheeky blue and orange retro-style label makes for one helluva swanky candle
  • This profanity-avoidant candle reads, "What the HECK is the deal with scented candles?"
  • Burn time: 50 hours
  • Made in the USA!


Mystery Flavor Tropic Lollipop Scented. Premium US soy wax. The steel paint bucket holds 12 oz and measures approximately 3.875 inches tall x 3.25 inches in diameter. Our What the Heck Can Candle is a fun housewarming gift.