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Sometimes getting old really blows!

The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show you understand the sudden trauma of finding those random hairs. Seriously, with all of the candles on the cake... the temperature in the room just went up about five degrees... blow them out already! Oh... and there's the smoke alarm.

Birthday card front reads - Blow out the candles before they singe our chin hairs off.

  • Handmade in the USA
  • Printed on cotton paper
  • Eco-friendly materials
  • Blank inside for personal note

The Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off Birthday Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Printed on heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes and includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve.