Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands before your last supper? Then, lather up and cleanse those pesky guilty feelings with our heavenly-scented Come Clean with Jesus Bar Soap.
This all-forgiving novelty soap is totally righteous for many uses, including removing 99% of sins.** So, save yourself from ungodly odors and eternal damnation while ceremoniously rinsing those dirty deeds and nasty notions down the drain!
A divine gag gift for: sinners with a sense of humor, naughty nuns, frequent church-goers, seasonal parishioners, and parochial school survivors. It's also the perfect birthday gag gift for Him!
Handmade in the USA! Be not afraid... this soap is cruelty-free, vegan-friendly, with no animal testing, so your conscience won't take a hit. Just don't expect this funny novelty soap to turn your shower water into wine.
This sinfully hilarious natural soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz.
Packaged in a prank box ideal for gift giving, our Jesus Is Washing You Soap is a funny joke present with a cheeky omnipresence and a divine pear berry scent.
**We believe it does.
