Donkey Greeting Card - I Prefer You Pantsless

From one donkey to another

Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Card is sure to get you in their drawers. Hay! We meant chest of drawers, jackass! Because card is a keeper!

• Front of card: "I LIKE YOU BETTER WITHOUT PANTS"
• Inside of card: Blank for personal message
• Featuring a pair of donkeys talking; one wearing pink pajama pants with red hearts
• Printed on heavy-weight recycled paper, 100% recycled envelope, protected by a biodegradable cello sleeve.
• Made in USA

Don't be a dumb-ass and forget Valentine's Day or your anniversary! This kick-ass card will be loved by your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, pard'ner, or little filly! Yee-haw!

This card is eco-friendly! Designed by self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote, in Rhode Island. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our I Like You Better Without Pants is and eco-friendly + flirty card.