Holiday Edition Offensive Crayons - Irreverently Reflecting the Awkwardness of the Holiday Season

Holiday Edition Offensive Crayons - Reflecting the Awkwardness of the Holiday Season

Experience the hilarious side of the holiday season with our Holiday Edition Offensive Crayons. These delightfully irreverent crayons are specifically designed to accurately reflect the awkwardness and absurdity of this ho-ho-horrendous time of year.

Instead of giving Karen in HR a generic $10 Starbucks card, why not surprise your friends, family, or coworkers with a marginally better gift? Our Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition is the perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift for the consummate Grinch, asshole, atheist, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor.

Key Features:

• 24 offensively named crayons in assorted colors
• Made by Santa's Little Elves (more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China)
• Non-toxic, gluten-free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
• Hilariously designed pack measures 1.1-inch deep x 4.4 inches tall x 2.6 inches wide

Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings to your life with colors that perfectly complement it. While we can't guarantee that all 24 crayons will be offensive, you can expect a few surprises. These crayons are truly offensive and not for the easily offended.

Put the "ho" back in holidays with our Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition. Created by Not Narrow or Straight LLC, these crayons are the love child of humor and irreverence. Embrace the inappropriate and spread some laughter this holiday season!