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Getting sand everywhere BITES!

If you hate the feeling of sand in your fish fillet, you should upgrade from that raggedy ol’ bath towel from 1991 to our Gigantic Shark Beach Blanket. It’s soft, tough, and over 5 hilarious feet wide, which means you’ll finally have ample space to stretch out and work on that tan. The fabric was designed specifically to keep sand from seeping up and ruining your lunch.

  • 5 feet wide and ultra-soft
  • Perfect for the beach, pool, lake, concerts, and more
  • Tthe original! often imitated, but never equalled in quality
  • A much more effective barrier between you and the sand vs a towel
    won’t get caught in between your teeth before the previews are even over
    fun for all ages

Plus, we all know that losing track of your beach spot is a recipe for panic. Our beach blankets are bright and bold, making them instantly recognizable. Even better, the storage pouch makes a great beach tote.