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Straightforward Message Ballpoint Pens - Express Your Foul-mouthed Thoughts

Hey. Seriously. Read the room. Crack up your coworkers with our hilarious Straightforward Message Ballpoint Pens - designed to get your point across - without all the disingenuous pleasantries. Leave them scattered on your desk to accurately convey the inhospitable nature of assholery in your workspace.

Features:

  • A quietly hostile set of pens to help you get through the madness of your day
  • This gift set includes five (5) black-as-your-soul ink pens
  • Express your various levels of fucked-up-ness:
    • Fuck This
    • Fuck That
    • Don't Fuck This Up
    • Fuck Yeah
    • Fuckity Fuck
  • A fun gift for like-minded foul-mouthed co-workers or your bestie who's letting work or school get the best of them!
  • Great for tax season!
  • Gift set of 5 click-top ballpoint pens with clips.

Our cheeky Straightforward Message Ballpoint Pens are a great fucking gift or stocking stuffer!