Gee Whiz Profanity-Free Candle

We swear you'll love this candle.

This candle may not be for us, as we've been known to use all of the swear words in a single sentence, but our Gee Whiz Anti Profanity Candle is a fun gift for aspiring goody-two-shoes, Pollyanna-type, or for (okay, this is us) anyone that appreciates some good ole wholesome sarcastic fun!

• Gee Whiz Anti Profanity Candle
• Smells Like Off-Brand Boxed Wine
• 12 ounces of soy wax hand-poured into a steel paint can with a cheeky blue and orange retro-style label makes for one helluva swanky candle
• This profanity-avoidant candle reads, "Gee Whiz I would never use profanity! Except maybe in an emergency. You know, like if I were to run out of boxed wine or if Instagram were down for six hours. Those are the kind of emergencies that tend to make me lose my friggin' mind."
• Burn time: 50 hours
• Made in the USA!

With all the F-bombs and C U next Tuesdays flying around everywhere, do you feel it's hard to get a word in edgewise? Just take the easy way out: buy this candle and shut the funk up!

Box-wine scented - hints of white peach, orange zest, & apple. Premium US soy wax. This darn fine-looking steel paint bucket holds 12 oz and measures approximately 3.25 inches in diameter x 3.9 inches tall. Our Gee Whiz Anti Profanity Candle is a darn fun housewarming gift.