Escape to Serenity Greeting Card

Calgon, take me away!

No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your cares and attention for at least a fleeting moment as you escape to the sanctuary known as your bathtub, for some downtime with your rubber ducky, and a bottle of wine.

• Front: global pandemic? rising seas? deadly wildfires? shitty people? fat thighs? politics? fuck it all!
• Inside: blank for your personal message

Retro design features a dirty-mouthed bathing beauty having fun in the tub! Because there’s nothing like a warm bubble bath to help you lose your cares, when you feel like you may just lose your freaking mind.

• Printed on premium creme colored paper, coupled with a shimmery copper metallic envelope
• Eco-friendly, and locally 4-color offset printed with soy based inks
• Made in the USA by a woman-owned company

Not-so-squeaky clean vintage design. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Created by artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Our carefree Fuck It All! Card is a fucking delight!