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Not responsible for Stuck Song Syndrome

We all have to dry dishes, why not hum along while doing it? The Police-inspired Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel makes the perfect companion in your kitchen.

Screen-printed with water-based ink, this super-soft tea towel absorbs wonderfully. Not responsible for Stuck Song Syndrome.

Great for:

  • Drying Dishes
  • Wiping hands
  • Wringing out freshly washed greens, herbs, or veggies
  • Storing fresh produce
  • Covering homemade ferments, like kombucha or sauerkraut

100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Hang or lay flat to dry. Iron high, do not bleach. Measures 21 inches wide x 28 inches long.