Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existence, it also heralds grand ascent to the mighty realm of Giving No Fucks! A place where trivialities are left in the dust, where the sea of indifference flows with the tides of liberation, and where a crown is woven with strands of nonchalant magnificence.
Let it be known with this card recipient has hereby reached the official age of Giving No Fucks. Congratulations and enjoy the hard-earned freedom.
See, they say age brings wisdom, but what they secretly mean is that it arms you with a superpower... the extraordinary ability to brush off life's little hiccups like a pro. So, when you hear, "You're not getting older, you're getting better!" what they truly whisper is, "You're mastering the art of being the unflinching champion of your own narrative."
Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Includes matching kraft envelope. Our giving no fucks Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card is offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock.
