Soothin' salve fer yer outlaw maw
Howdy, partner! Do yer smackers feel drier than a tumbleweed in a ghost town? Are they yearnin' for some tender, love, and care that makes 'em as smooth as a saloon gal's dance moves? Don't hitch yer wagon to them no-good snake oils, partner. Instead, rustle up Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir!
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- It's got a eucalyptus mint twist that's cooler than a snow-capped peak.
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