Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in one tiny little package. (Which by the way, can be conveniently and secretly exchanged with a simple hand shake.)
We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.
Just Sayin'. Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.