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Happy Birthday, I hate you

Thanks to our Birthday Balloons For Jerks you can tell your friends how you really feel about them while still participating in the age-old birthday rituals. Use this special milestone to remind your friends that they’re old, immature or just relatively annoying. They’ll get the message, there’s truly no room for misunderstanding.

Let’s be honest, we’re all beating around the bush when it comes to birthdays. We lazily post memes on each other’s Facebook walls, begrudgingly buy our birthday buddy a drink or two and scribble our names at the bottom of some greeting card company’s warm and fuzzy message. It begins to feel a little dishonest after a while.

Utilizing playful colors, wonderful typography and careful designs, the final result is a birthday decoration that looks great no matter how much it stings. Really, there’s no better way to be blunt than with a balloon. Birthday Jerk Balloons set includes:

  • Happy Birthday, I hate you
  • This is your birthday present
  • Grow Up
  • Die Already
  • You're old

Set of 15 Birthday Jerk Balloons. Made of Latex. Balloons measures 10 inches inflated. Hope your jerk of a friend has a jerk filled day!